=== Eilenberg Goes Public ===
by Yitzchok Eilenberg (Special to The Exhaust Pipe)
“Eilenberg get out of my classroom, Eilenberg get out of my classroom.”
“I need to get a pen you... (PeeWee how do you spell Beheima?)”
“Be-he-i-ma”
“I need to get a pen you Beheima.”
SMACK, OUCH #@?!
“Why did you hit Eilenberg?” said Motty Jaffe.
“Because he is not answering me,” said Beheima. (the red coats are coming)
“Shut up and don’t ever hit Eilenberg again or I’ll put you on a parachute.” Jaffe said.
“By the way Eilenberg did you iron my shirts yet.” Said the Beheima,
“No, but I’m going to by the break”
... see you just proved that article advertising works.
Since this is a lost issue and no one can possibly remember if the week this was made even existed, there is no way to make a Random Delirium section. Our apology, but look at the bright side, isn’t it good to see the TEP again???!!!
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