Top Ten Signs It's Too Cold on the Upper West Side:

10.  The social scene outside of the OZ shul only lasts for an hour
9.    With all the hats, you accidentally hit on a married woman
8.    You shokel fervently during davening primarily to keep you body temperature up.
7.    DarcheiNoam/Hadar Minyan goers are forced to wear socks under their sandals.
6.    The blech is on, but you aren't cooking any meals
5.    Everyone is staring at one girl in shul - primarily because she is wearing opened toed shoes
4.    Gabbai requests congregants not to say Mashiv haruach
3.    Rabbi feels it is OK to shake a woman's hand because both are wearing gloves
2.    Charedim in Beit Shemesh suddenly consider UWS a tznius place
1.    You want cold -  try picking up an upper west sider anytime