"My Heimans Experience"
By Dovid Ben Moshe
I went on Hyman's this past year after Pesach, and I have two things to say:
1) We stopped at a rest area some where on the way, and it came time that the Bus driver wanted to go already, so the driver goes inside the rest area building and see's a few 'Yoi'lees' lookin around like nothing happened, so the driver notuced them and tells them "Vos Zicht Men Du a Mikvah..Nisht Du a Mikvah" (=What are you guys looking for, a Mikvah there is no Mikvah here")
2) It was that trip when we came to the US/Canadian Border (going into Canada) so the Driver parked the Bus and came to a full stop and then left the Bus, he came back then sat down on his seat, all the men in the back thought it was time to go in the building, so they all start getting up, the Bus driver realizes and started screaming "Vos Shteit Men, S'du a Rebbe Oiffen Bus" (=Why are you getting up, did a Rebbe walk on the Bus"?)
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