Top Ten Signs the Scales are not in your favor this Yom Kippur

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10. You proudly head the NJ Rabbinical Ethics Council
9. Post Kol-Nidre Happy Hour at Hooters
8. Just deposited your Kidney Transplant cash
7. Last Name: Madoff
6. Hiring Manager at Rubashkins
5. Totally deFriended your rabbi on Facebook
4. You can't think of single bad thing you did all year
3. Totally pro a Nuclear Iran
2. Didn't like Inglorious Basterds
1. This email is the most Jewish thing you read all year

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