Top Ten Signs you are at the Clinton/ Mezvinsky Wedding!

10. The glass broken at the end of ceremony has a Presidential seal

9.  Defcon1 alert called in when the couple gets lifted up on chairs

8.  It's separate seating:  Republicans and Democrats

7.  Secret Service codename for the Mezvinskys:  "The Machatanim"

6. Pretty sure you just saw Jimmy Carter dancing the Horah

5.  Blessing over the Challah is made by the Secretary of Agriculture

4.  Hope to G-d that Bill isn't wearing the same yarmulke he wore at the Rabin funeral

3. Nothing cooler than CIA agents using the words: Shmorg, Chuppah, Yichud room

2.  Dancing with the Stars: Bill & Hilary dance the Mezinka!

1. When wishing Mazal tov, someone confuses Mezvinsky with Lewinsky
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